The hammiest joke
What did the doctor say to the ham?
“I can’t do anything for you. You’re cured!”
Quotes
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A Walkie-Talkie!
Broken pencil
Why don’t you ride a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
What do you do?
What do you do when you’re attacked by a pack of clowns? You go for the juggler.
Zippy the Clown 